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1) Sculpt the hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.

2) Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of Disinfectant, claiming that you know where his hands have been.

3) Challenge Finny to mow the lawn with scissors.

4) While he's taking a shower, burst into his bathroom with a camera and proceed to say in a weird accent "Work it! The camera loves you!" Take pictures and show them to Grell and Mayrin.

5) Tell Sebastian that Grell and Mayrin are fighting over the Sebby porn.

6) Teach everyone in the house Morse Code and have conversations with the others loudly in front of him.

7) Do your best to sneak up behind him and when he gets startled and asks where you came from, begin to explain "Well ya see Sebby, when a Mommy and a Daddy, love each other VEEERRRRYY much! OR When a daddy and a daddy adopt (or a mommy and a mommy)..." Continue until he gets disturbed/feels awkward and tells you to stop.

8) Introduce him to the world of Sebby/Grell yaoi fandom.

9) Read the young master yaoi Sebby/Ciel fanfics for bed time stories.

10) Shave a cat and hand it to him, claiming it's a Christmas present. Works best if it is several months away from December.

11) At dinner, convince Ciel to demand an extra seat, plate of food, and drink for his imaginary friend.

12) Buy him a Chihuahua and train it to bark when ever he says the word "The".

13) Tell Mayrin that Sebastian wants a strip tease.

14) Tell him that Grell wants to be his valentine.

15) Give Grell a Sebastian sex doll!

16) Dress up like Grell and glomp him.

17) Call him "Bassy" or "Sebby".

18) Steal and hide all the forks and knives so that he is forced to use the spoons in combat.

19) Replace all the silverware he uses to fight with plastic utensils.

20) Put a dog treat in his pocket and send a bunch of dogs after him.

21) Dress up as Ciel and "order" him to do the CaramellDansen.

22) Tell the servant's that it is Sebastian's birthday and ask bard to help you make the cake, telling him it's ok to put firecrackers in place of candles.
Ever wonder how to annoy Sebastian Michaelis? WELL, I'm here to help! I hope you enjoy! :3 :iconsebastianplz:
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:iconalicewinterwish:
AliceWinterWish Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Student General Artist
:iconjessicabribias:
aka
22 ways to have a slow and painful death
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JessicaBriBias Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Student Digital Artist
yup ill annoy jse though being to quiet xD
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AliceWinterWish Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Student General Artist
Also
Number 23
Tell him AMANDA slept with Claude Faustus
c:
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:iconjessicabribias:
JessicaBriBias Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Student Digital Artist
xD
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:iconalicewinterwish:
AliceWinterWish Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2016  Student General Artist
That'll get ya dead XD
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SongbirdCt-TheKitty Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
LOL! I REALLY REALLY WISH I COULD DO THIS!
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
it would be glorious indeed XD
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SoulReaper22345 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015
This. Is. Pure. Perfection.
I love you now.
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude. Is that edolas Erza you have as your avatar? That is brilliance. You have won the internet...for making me imagine fairy tail people in the black butler verse
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SoulReaper22345 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2015
Why, yes it is! Erza is a kickass, is she not?
That makes me think... A Fairy Tail x Black Butler crossover would be the most amazing crossover in the history of amazing crossovers.
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
i can kinda see natsu as bardroy...just trying to cook things by breathing fire on it, etc xD
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SoulReaper22345 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2015
Yeah, he did do that in one of the episodes as well...
What about Gray as Sebby and Juvia as Mei-Rin or Grell? Perhaps Laxus as Count Druitt XD I would so pay to see that!
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
DUDE YES
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shadamyilove Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015
Can't stop laught
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AtukaTheRaptor Featured By Owner May 10, 2015
You know, I'd walk in the bathroom while he was taking a shower "on accident" pfffft. I don't need a camera to remember that. *Nosebleed* ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ
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KittyPaints247 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omg this is pure gold
PURE
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QueenOfAwesome3987 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Student General Artist
I would die to see 21.
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EmmiMichaelis Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
LOL SEBBY THE CAMERA LOVES YA!Mio (Laughing) [V2] Sebastian Michaelis (Kawaii) [V1] Sebastian Michaelis (Evil Look) [V2] 
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed~! ;3
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Jett1038 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Student General Artist
4 and 21 

THE CAMERA LOVES YEH
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed, it loves Sebby <3 XD
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vale0012 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
24-let claude take ciel and try to stop sebastian of folowing them.
that is super mean XD...
25-when he's showering take all of his clothes/make ciel order sebastian going just in his cat underwear.haha!
26-ask him alot of stupid questions/ask him awkward questions in public like:how doing kids n stuff.....XD 
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Student General Artist
OMG #21!
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Catz2kittenz Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I died at #4. XD
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CrystalCritic Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Where's a "Claude is way sexier then you" prank?
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ShadMoon-Art Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahhah!
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:3
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ShadMoon-Art Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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kaylalovesbassy17 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
4,10,18,20,22 most definitely lol
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vale0012 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
true...i love him with his uncoolness.he funny:D
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vale0012 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
wait.i have another one.
23)call him applehead or any other awkward name in public
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD lawl. or maybe ask him where he got his 'hooker heels' from when he goes full demon?
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vale0012 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Hehe!good idea!i have a black joke that can annoy him to death,(like killing a cat infront of his eyes)hehe..aw..i love bassy...
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
he seems so hard to shake yet so many things would make him lose his cool xD
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vale0012 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
finaly 
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:iconvale0012:
vale0012 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
YAY!!!!
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SonicFanGirl1122 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconcielphantomhiveplz: : DO THE CARAMELLDANSEN! :D
:iconsebastianplz: : O////O fine.... T///////T
:icongrellplz: :^///^ OMG! OMG!FKGJFFGKDF -fangirling-
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yes, grell would deeply enjoy that xD
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ask-female-firepaw Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Student Filmographer
im dead. you killed me. its...........so............FUNNY XDDDDD
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh no! dont die! :XD: glad you liked it though~!
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ask-female-firepaw Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Filmographer
^^ 
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lobospade Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Student Artist
Id be dead by #7.
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD lol
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lobospade Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Student Artist
Yup!
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FollowFi Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT SOME OF THE ANNOYING SEBBY WAYS YOU GOT IT ON QUOTEV!!!! :D
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i did?? i can honestly say i've never been on there...
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daEmoBluberry Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i love this so much XD
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xxTsun-Heart Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
good~! :D
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xXSakuraWolfXx Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
7 is cool!gotta try that!haha
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xhirarii Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I can't wait to use this...
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